Hate Mail!
The Hate Mail section started back in 1997 because some dipshits on the Internet didn't want me advertising Adam West on the Web. I decided to post those irreverent messages for fun. Well, that opened up a whole new can of caca because now everybody wants to take a potshot at me or the band. Well, go the fuck ahead! That being said, the most recent offerings are on this page, while the older hate mail resides here. "You want hate? I'll give you ten-fold HATE!"
adamwest@fandangorecs.com
wait, kids, a delicious surprise! my usual "hate mail" nemesis has unusually come to my defense and attacked hogger! read on, wise ones:
Subject: hogger
Date: Thu, 12 Mar 1998 09:44:35 -0800 (PST)
From: alieneyes
Mr Jake Starr,
I usually peruse your hate mail page to see if anyone else feels as strongly about your narcissism as I do. I take every available opportunity to give you a hard time about your "band" as I can.
That being said I must come to your defense re: hogger. What a brave manchild this "hogger" is. I actually can't believe that his father gave him thirty seconds on his PC to write his very carefully crafted assessment of you and Adam West. I also can't believe his ignorance and idiocy. To whit:
Come on, hogger, you bigmouthed geek. You're brave enough to go after Yasner but not brave enough to use your real name. I admire you, punk. Of course, you are the only punk in this whole country. I mean you use grammar best suited to the NAMBLA newsletter. Hey, it's okay to cruise for boy pussy on the net. Just be brave enough to use your real name. Or better yet, I can't believe that you're writing your gibberish from the US because I was under the impression that you would be in Micronesia this time of year trading plastic beads for "favors" on the beach. I know how you feel about boys.
Hogger....what an interesting moniker. Does that refer to your weight or girth? Or is it referring to your mom's? I'm surprised that you are that comfortable with your appearance, punk. I may have seen you at a few Make-Up shows. You know the ones they used to have where their fans who liked to advertise their weight were invited to show up for a pre-show Svenonious belly-wrestling session.
Are you afraid of the Candy Snatchers, tough guy? I mean they're "violent assholes". They are more punk than you or your mom will ever be. But I guess you read some PC fanzine that said they were violent. And, hey, to admit you like them would mean that you would have to get rid of all your NOFX and Screeching Weasel records. You know, the ones you bought when you got into punk three weeks ago. Anyway, the Candy Snatchers loved your comments and wondered why you weren't at their DC debut last Sunday. Yeah, boy, they had you on the guest list: Hogger plus 1.
As far as eating too much red meat. Is it true, young hogger, that the only red meat you eat is still attached to your dad's loins? I heard it was true so I thought I would ask.
You list some "good" bands. I have it on good authority that your dad refers to his willy as "Jawbreaker" but only when you are clamping down. So I guess I can forgive the reference. You know the guy in Husker Du (with the moustache who plays bass and looks like Freddie Mercury?) He's the only one in the band who isn't......... Circle Jerks?? Where were you on June 11, 1981 when Brian Baker had to get on stage (at the tender age of 15) to tune Greg Hetson's guitar. Yeah, I know it's tough to get out of the house when Dad wants his fun. There were no fat people there, boyo. Then again maybe you were only 10 or 11 at the time. Rollins?? Garfield?? Hey, twit, this just in from your mom: She is thick and tired of having to climb on a stool in your room to wipe the dried jizz off your Rollins poster that is carefully draped on your ceiling. What's going on? Are you practicing for the 1998 US "Shooting " team. No more DNA on the ceiling, geek!!
Is your real name Vito??
Mr. Starr, I grow weary of Hogger. I want to go back to the days where real people with real Starr problems utilized this page. Hogger is as redundantly boring as he is fat and I grow weary!!
Subject: the unholy bean pie's back col' kickin' it!
hold on my brothers....when the brothers take over the world all ya'll will be cast into a booty- less whiteboy hole known as "the booty-less white boy hole" askalem me brother!
....the unholy bean pie.
p.s. i'm from a small town called "Freshoffapunksass"....and all y'all are making me homesick! ...boom!
Subject: wow
you r such a fag, I think I love you
jake,
upon checking my mail the other day, i see this big ass white envelope. im like "what the fuck is this shit?!" then i see the fandango records label, and now im like "oh jesus fuckin christ, what the hell is this crap! it better not be another one of those fuckin lousy ass fan club records that jake thinks he can sell because its on a cool color vinyl!!" shit, i would rather be raped by a black bear (or a black man).
well, unfortunately it was. im like "where is the misfits cover? WHERE IS THE MISFITS COVER!? WHERE IS THE MISFITS COVER!!!!! THATS WHY I SIGNED UP FOR THIS WRETCHED FANCLUB! i SHALL NOT be disappointed!!!" two live songs? heh. hey, if i wanted to hear you live, i would pay the shitty cover to get in and throw full beer bottles at you and try to split your face wide open. please spare me the experience of hearing you and your mongoloid band members attempt to record a "live" record. there is no such thing as a "live experience" so please do not attempt to feign it.
upon listening to this vile disc, my ears began to bleed and my penis immediately went flaccid. i screamed for my manservant "Standish" and he rushed to my bedside and began to fan me and shed my clothes to reduce my internal body temperature. yes, i was indeed that horrified.
i demanded Standish to snap the hideous creature at once. i then insisted that he bury it behind my stable on my 56.4 acre estate.
as you can see, mr. starr, that deplorable recording has caused me only grief, sorrow, agony, and pity for those close to you. i demand and expect an apology, not another fanclub single.
sincerely,
lord earl waddington
Subject: Detroit Rock City
Dear Jake,
As the creator of your web comics and known as the smoothest cool cat in town, its time I graced your site. I cant believe all the fucking moronic hate mail you receive. I think these slackers miss the point and don't understand the influences/interest that mold your band. Anyway, my back is coming along and pretty soon your gonna get the biggest fucking of your life once I'm proper. I know your itchin' for it. Before I sign off I'd like to say all the pansy flower-waving cry-baby Dischord elitist and wanna-bes will have their asses reaped if they set one fucking foot back up north type style. Detroit burns and so does their ass.
Sincerely, Cash lone
P.S. you suck
Subject: DERRICK IS A PUD WACKING MONKEY LOVING MOTHERFUCKER!!!
I know why you included PLANET OF THE APES characters in your comic. It's because Derrick used to have a crush on Cornelius and Dr. Zaius. While most adolescents had a crush on Marcia Brady, Derrick had a thing for filthy apes! I have known Derrick for many years now, and I thought the passing years, along with his daily therapy sessions, would help him to overcome this repulsive fascination, but I guess it hasn't. For those of us who know Derrick, this is no surprise, it is a fact that his parents were so ashamed of him that they kept him locked in a closet only feeding him fruit roll-ups and pancakes that they could fit under the door. When they finally let him out, they put him to work as one of those organ-grinder monkeys so he could support his mother's heroin habit, and his father's insatiable lust for porno, booze and hookers. That's all I can reveal right now for free, but if you would like to know more you can buy my biography of Derrick Barranowsky entitled "Derrick: Stupid Shit Pud-Whacking Monkey Loving Motherfucker Son of a Bitch." NOW AVAILABLE IN SELECT BOOKSTORES!!!! Or check it out at your local library.
Best Regards,
MIKE (The I Hate Derrick Guy, and Derrick's biographer!)
beeyotch....Vanilla is so sweet....where's it's counter part? chocolate city? that's it the new Adam West EP! "Vanilla in the Chocolate City" or "God bless the chocolate city and it's VANILLA suburbs" i rock!
Subject: hate mail about hatemail
why the hell are all these people writing in saying the band sucks???????? i mean if you don't like it than don't listen to it! you all are so damn pathetic that all you do in your spare time is tell people that you don't like them.
Subject: Jake's absent today
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1998
Hey Mr. Librarian,
Mr. Jake Starr won't be in to work today. It seems he got busted kissing the thighs of Monica Lewinsky, uhhh, I mean her brother Bruce!! Please bail him out of 3D quickly as his butt cheeks can't handle all this "lovin"!!
Subject: jake starr & johnstabb are freakin' geezers!
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1998
hey, i've been reading all this hype about starr/stabb (not the same person, but both lame! ) and wanted to have my say. starr & stabb both have these groups, adamned rest + beddy blew. they both blow moosemeat! these two washed-up x-punkrock gigolos should stay out the music biz and return to providing their male-slut services for those "banned in dc" bimbos. i bet that stabb probably slept w/ 80% of the chicks in that lame-ass book. jake probably got his leftover booty. if you agree w/ me, come and start some shit at their gig: phantasmagoria- aug. 6th. toss these 2 old losers some depends, so they won't shit on themselves and stink up the club. just in case
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1998
...too fucking funny! At least you came out of the closet finally... Did Tom? Speaking of blatant homosexuals, heard from Bill lately? Catch ya around town, say hi to the crew. Rain
Subject: A Marquee, perhaps
Date: Sat, 1 Aug 1998
You're not half the man you used to be
Jake Starr stars in
an ICY MIKE production of
"Meat, my Buddy"
A gay romp through the oily pastures of Jake's loins featuring a special appearance by Yummy Derrick as his midget servant, Gaston
Subject: Another marquee, perhaps??
Date: Wed, 5 Aug 1998
in an exciting ICY MIKE production of
Burt Ward's "The ManHandlers"
Stay tuned to the Starr line for more hot details
Subject: Me thinks you doth protest too much.
Date: Wed, 05 Aug 98
All you people who 'hate' Adam West should, actually, thank Jake & Co. for giving all you degenerate freaks something to do when you're not writing 'true stories' to Penthouse Forum.
--Agent 666
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1998
I DONT KNOW WHATS MORE PATHETIC, THE FACT YOU ACTUALLY TOOK TIME TO DO THAT WEB PAGE OR THAT FACT I ACTUALLY READ IT. BUDDY YOU ARE ONE BORED NERDBOY
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1998
gosh Mr. Starr ....leave our president alone. he was just getting jiggy with it. uh... in case this isnt that Mr. Starr....Long Live Van Halen singer wannabes like King Jake...
Subject: smegma,smegma,smegma
Date: Sun, 04 Oct 1998
smegma smegma smegma smegma smegma smegma smegma smegma smegma smegma What more is there to say then, "have you ever licked the floor, you tube steak loving flammers." I have never seen more "bone-smugglers" since Boy George slept with the Culture club agent.
Subject: hate mail fodder from Phase
Date: Thu, 22 Oct 1998
tattoos and shit, bringing $40,000 worth of old junk into the studio... I mean Gibson?! How many fucking gibsons do you guys own? all of them? too bad you guys can't play them. they should make people get a license to rock, you know, pass a test or something based on intelligence and creativity before you can corner the market on volume sludge. and that drummer guy, who does he think he is, some sixties secret agent or some rat pack boozer? bringing "gentleman jack" in the slick package with the two free glasses into the studio - shocking! I thought you guys were straight edge or I wouldn't have booked you. and Jake "Mr. I-subscribe-to-Barely-Legal-magazine-and-bring-my-favorite-issue-into-the- studio" Starr. Enough said about that. Oh yeah, he looked real macho swinging those faggot- ass maracas, in fact it looked like he was pulling some Jedi shit about to ruin his jeans... Jake "Jazercise" Starr. Steve (nolastname)...he's a fag too, what do you suppose he would look like without that poser beard and metal-biker-dude long hair? huh? well, you guessed it, a fag! maybe he should make his bass strap a little lower so he has to bend all the way over to play. I won't even get started on DerrICK. I vote we burn the masters and the DATs before its too late.
Subject: Un autre marquee, perhaps??
Date: Wed, 4 Nov 1998
Burt Bacharach and Burt Ward team up in a Jake Starr production of:
"Walk On Bi"
Another sexciting romp through the oily pastures of all of Adam West!
Subject: Wait, there's more!!
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1998
This just in:
Jake Starr wins the very first "Crammie" award.
This prestigious award was given to Mr. Starr last night by the Board of Directors of the Fist Fuckers of America (FFA) in recognition of the amount of vegetables he was able to place in his posterior sans lubricant.
Cards of appreciation can be sent to Mr. Starr c/o the Proctology Unit at George Washington Hospital.
Date: Tue, 8 Dec 1998
Yall perverting the name and honor of the soverign south, yall should be ashamed THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN, no thanks to you
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1998
A young blonde boy gets a computer for X-mas. He goes online and begins a torrid affair with several gay celebrities from years' past!!
Witness the "action" when Jake begins receiving messages (and massages) from the likes of Oscar Wilde, Truman Capote, Rock Hudson, Wayland Flowers (and Madame) and Paul Lynde!!
Starts today:
"You've Got Male"
This brings new meaning to "RAM"
Subject: Yet another marquee, perhaps
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1999
"A Hard Cock's Knight"
Watch Jake "get bi with a little help from his friends"
Subject: Marqee DeSade
Date: Wed, 13 Jan 1999
"There's Something About Harry"
and the sequel: "There's Something Inside Jerry"
"Out of the CLOSEt Encounters of Any Kind"
"A Buggerer's Life" & "Pantz"
Subject: Un autre marquee, si vous-voulez!!
Date: Tue, 19 Jan 1999
Bi Bi Mr. American Pie
Subject: Disturbing?
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1999
Mr. Jake Starr,
I would like to take this opportunity to thank you for your assistance in helping me move last weekend. However, I have a concern about a comment you made whilst reading an issue of "Nugget" in my garage.
As you are aware, "Nugget" caters to the fetish crowd. You observed a 28 year old man dressed in women's attire answering to the name "Amber". Amber states that he/she is a military man who enjoys eating cum. You stated that you found the entire sequence of photographs "disturbing".
Now, Mr. Starr, you and I drove back from Va. Beach last Halloween. We arrived at your home at 5:30 AM. We were surprised to find your girlfriend (beard) awake with your guitarist and another girl. You were so tired that you immediately climbed into bed. Your guitarist, Derrick, climbed on top of you and pretended(?) to "ride" you like some stud from a Ron Jeremy feature.
Now, I find THAT disturbing. Amber!!
Subject: Yet another in a long line of marquees
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1999
Jake Starr and John Holmes get together in a fudgepacked battle royale sextraveganza.
Bi & Large
Can you guess who is who?
Subject: Another in a continuing series of marquees
Date: Sat, 30 Jan 1999
STAND BI, YOU'RE MAN
Live, one night only at the San Francisco Men's Proctology Clinic and Massage Parlor (formerly the Mine Shaft) in the bowels of the Castro district
Subject: Jennifer Love Hewitt
Date: Fri, 29 Jan 1999
SUBJECT: 'Jennifer Loves Hiwatts'
I must put my chocolate in her peanut butter!! Can ya dig?!?
P.S. Tell Dave Sparkplug that this has nothing to do with stool.
Subject: Adam West gigs
Date: Fri, 29 Jan 1999
LISTEN, NO ONE IS GOING TO YOUR GOD DAMNED SHOWS OR CHECKING OUT YOUR GOD DAMN WEBSITE! SO STOP YOUR WHINNING YASNERD YOU GIMP!
-iRATE wEBSTER
Subject: MMM
Date: Tue, 2 Feb 1999
See Jake Starr and Freddie Prinze, Jr., burn up the screen in
HE'S ALL THAT
then stick around for:
Jake Starr and Yummy Derrick as seamen as they enjoy a gay meandering through the Navy in:
ALL HANDS ON DICK
Subject: hate mail
Date: Tue, 02 Feb 1999
you whites peeple is sooo stoopid! Jake Starr you old fish eyed fool....what's dis shit 'bout you gettin' "nugget" hmmmm nugget's is fine.....you whites bastards!!!!
-brownie cornpopper
Subject: A book signing marquee??
Date: Wed, 10 Feb 1999
The Author of "I Aim To Please, Confessions of a Golden Shower Freak"
bi Jake Starr
No Yellow Markers will be allowed at this event
This bullshit got started when I posted an announcement to some newsgroups for The Hellacopters 7" I did on Fandango Records. A petty little shit known as DCRUSE re-posted the announcement with his oh-so-clever wit, denigrating The Hellacopters. My arch-nemesis, AlienEyes, came to my defense (of sorts) again. Read on, oh wise ones!
Date: Wed, 24 Feb 1999
You know, Mr. Starr, from time to time I get a wild bug up my ass about some of the utter drivel that is dispensed by some of your dull-witted readers and writers. The lack of skill and wit that they display in their mild attempts to insult you cause me to have a conniption. For the most part they are just idiots who have stolen Mommy's password for her AOL account. Every once in a while a moron of such epic proportions shows up on your pages that I cannot bite my tongue (or slow down my typing fingers). Today such a fool showed up. To whit:
D.Cruse? Hmm, that is an interesting monniker. I wonder did D. Cruse see the movie that his name comes from? You know, "Cruising" w/ Al Pacino. I'm wondering if this young lad was so smitten by the fisting scene that he used it as his name?
But the best part comes when he takes the Fandango Records post and cuts and pastes his meek attempts at humor. Hey, Fist, humor involves laughter. Laughter is what Mom does when she sees the size of the willy on the boy that's standing naked on the edge of her bed begging to be "re-weened."
But, Fist, I must first credit you with making a "poopy" phrase out of the Hellacopters name. Bet that took some time. Idiot.
Cock-rock? Such an interesting term from one so homosexually inclined. What makes a band "cock-rock", oh, purveyor of all things cool? Is it the riffs?? The hooks?? The look?? I'm perplexed and I know that if I turn to my pal, Fist (God, that's such a manly name!!) he'll be able to clear the air for me. Oh, Fist can't come to the keyboard now.....he's out "cruising" for boy-pussy.
Ooh, "Jugheads". Too many Archie comics as a younger manchild?? Hey, I hear you can cruise for boy-pussy by using Archie comics as bait. Yeah, I found it on your webpage www.boycock.com. Better watch out, the authorities are getting hip to your ruses, Fist.
But I digress: Jughead is a term used by many of the "writers" at Maximum RocknRoll when they want to make fun of things they can't explain. I see that Fist seems to have a subscription.
So that must mean that Fist is a politically correct punk rocker who has been in the scene for 3weeks now, not 2. Congrats, Fist, you now have the right to make fun of whatever you don't like. So do I. I'm making fun of you. But you're so busy trying to anwer this in your own mind that you missed the point:
You're an idiot. That's the point.
"Asslickers"? I believe the word is analingus, you illiterate twit. At least that's what your mom told me it's called but, hey, I don't want to step into any of your family squabbles.
Get that fist outta your ass. Kick your relatives outta your cot. Get off the crackpipe. And try, just try, to come up with an intelligent response to any of this. The hatemail page awaits.
Subject: Them marquees jes' keep a'cummin'
Date: Tue, 9 Mar 1999
Jake Starr and Yummy Derrick will reprise their Lambda Award winning roles in this rousing sequel to "All Hands On Dick" entitled:
TAKE IT (LIKE A MAN)
(Note: The word "like" in the title is a command!! as in "I order you to like a man")
Subject: It's marquee time again, you know !!
Date: Thu, 11 Mar 1999
Watch the two savages from "All Hands On Dick" and "Take It (Like A Man)" reprise their tongue-twisting roles in:
STARR ATHLETES
Watch Jake and Yummy get
Meaty, Beaty, Big and Sweaty in
the Locker Room
You will feel the M-E-A-T in T-E-A-M
Subject: Thee Marquee
Date: Mon, 17 May 1999
Tom Selleck, Ted Danson, Steve Guttenberg
and featuring Jake Starr in his first-ever transvestite role:
"3 Men and a Maybe"
Your ass will pucker at the intensity
Your balls will tingle at the excitement
You will not be able to control your lust
Victor Tabinsky wrote:
You are such a cock for auctioning off your own release. Limited edition of 200 on orange wax...fanclub only... la-de-da. Bullshit....I'm sure all 200 are still in your basement. So what's the reserve...$100???
okay, first... fuck you. i was cleaning out out a box of shit and i found one left without a sleeve. i happened to have a spare sleeve and my girlfriend said, 'hey, put it up on ebay and generate some interest." why the fuck not? try to find a copy, tuff guy, and tell me how much it goes for. i'm not even gonna honor the reserve price, which was $17.50, cuz i always honor high bids. man, what the fuck is it your concern anyway?
Oh by the way...I like the way how you repressed the Hellacopters single....Milk it baby ...Milk it!! Limited edition..ohh ahh
why don't you respect the cock? i was ASKED by the hellacopters to repress it for their may '99 US tour. i gave almost every one to them for their tour. i made no collector's scum $$$ off that at all. in fact, i barely broke even. the reason i only press 500 copies of my singles is because i have no money and that's all i can afford.
Sorry you'll never be as cool as the misfits....weep creep. asta-lovista cho-cho
sigh, i wish i could be as cool as the newfits. my stage make-up isn't as cool, though. eat me, you stupid fuck.
During their stay at the spacious and delectable 007 Records, in the heart of Gotham, Young Jake Starr and Dave Champion were treated like gentlemen of royalty....
Draped in fine linens and sprinkled in imported scented oils from across the globe, fanned with imported peacock feathers from New Guinea and fed only the finest game hen and freshly picked vegtables, the boys ran around like young, young, sprite boys of nobility. Almost sort of scene from out of Ancient Rome where servants took care of their every need. And at the end of their stay, they were raped furiously by the nomadic crack heads that live in the hallway near the basement. So the two boys couldnt have had a better weekend. but, it was a long ride home with those sore rectums.....
Subject: yet another in a seemingly neverending supply of MARQUEES!
Date: Mon, 15 Nov 1999
Watch Jake Starr and Yummy Derrick tackle their greatest roles yet as
"Men of Medicine"
in Pedro Amoldovar's
"Triple Bi-(P)ass"
Watch these "arteries" get unblocked!
It's a medical convention with a nasty, hard cock twist!!
Subject: It's Marquee time again, you know it's the only thing.....
Date: Fri, 19 Nov 1999
Pedro Amoldovar's
AUSTIN POWERS: THE BI WHO FAGGED ME
with a special appearance by Yummy Derrick as:
Mini-Meat
Subject: Here is the material you requested : Part Two
Date: Fri, 19 Nov 1999
PIPELINE FROM STALLION (Gay Video) (a Nomango Release)
Jake "Just Head" Starr headlines this full length feature with Dave "Studds" Champion, Dave "Bong-Meister" Desanto and a man called "Slade" plus many more studly studs banging away at each other. Special Guest Ryan "The Texas Tornado" Richardson guest 'starrs' also. Remember, it starts at 99 cents! and ends with pure rectum...
Subject: hatemale
Date: Fri, 24 Dec 1999
Not only do i have to look at this muscle bound tranny singer of ADAM WEST on my cd and singles, i got the new A-bombs/Turpentines double single today and this guy has so much bravado to put his picture on it. jesus...I got some new song titles for the new upcoming Adam West cd though...
1. Daddy Raped Me But It Doesn't Mean I'm Gay.
2. I Got Aids In A Dark Alley Because It Felt Too Good to Stop.
3. John Holmes Busted My Spleen.
4. I Got Aids.
5. I Got Aids And I Sing In A Full On Gay Band.
6. I Like Cock In My Ass But It Doesn't Mean I'm Gay.
7. I Got Aids.
8. I Had Sex With A Gay Haitian IV Drug User.
9. I Got Aids From Daddy.
10. and a cover from The Tom Robinson Band-GLAD TO BE GAY...
Subject: Un autre marquee, si vous voulez!!
Date: Fri, 7 Jan 2000
A CrossDressing Love Epic
Filmed in pastel, this is a Pedro Amoldovar production of
"Can I Interest You In Some Cum?"
The Jake Starr Story
featuring a special appearance by the Yummy One as "Slurp"
"Grab" it now before it's too late!!
Subject: Marquee?
Date: Fri, 14 Jan 2000
It's the return of the star and director of "Can I Interest You In Some Cum?" in a lively, manly production of
"So I Got This Guy's Ballsack In My Mouth, Right?"
The Jake Starr Story 2
With a special appearance bi GG as the van driver!!
Subject: Candy Snatchers/Adam West - Feb. 6 in DC
Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2000
February 6, Sunday, 9:30 pm
THE TRANNY SNATCHERS
ASS WEST
@ The Wet Male Strip Bar
1522 14th Street, NW
(between P and Q sts.)
Washington, DC
Ass West has been nominated for a 1999 Trannie Award for Best Hard Cock Group by NAMBLA, the North American Man Boy Love Association. The ceremony is also on Sunday, Feb. 6. Wish us luck! Last year, Adam West won the 1998 Trannie for Best Hard Cock Group Sex and "singer" Jake Starr won for Best Hard Cock Vocalist, a category that, like his talent, has since been inexplicably eradicated.
Subject: This is THEE marquee of all time!
Date: Wed, 2 Feb 2000
Feel the EDGE of his SWORD!!
Get EN-ARMOURED with Jake Starr as he appears in:
"(K)NIGHT OF 1,000 COCKS"
An epic romp through merry olde En-"gland" with a special appearance by the Yummy One as his sidekick Sancho Pansy!!
adamwest@fandangorecs.com
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