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Lyrics - "ESP: Extra Sexual Perception" CD/LP

ALL LYRICS BY JAKE STARR
© 2008 Jake Starr / Fandango

ON HER SATANIC MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE

Lucky seven
Seven eleven
After hours with you
On a mission without contrition
A devilish rendezvous

On her majesty's
(Satanic majesty's)
Secret service again
Another tragedy
(Another travesty)
Another means to an end

Rollerballing
So appalling
Snow is falling on you
Summer's winter
Comes the splinter
As it vivisects you
Feel the feeling?
Souls are reeling
In my wake as I prowl
Circle cropping
Bodies dropping
I'm the end and the now

Where do I come from and where do I go?
You ask all these questions but don't want to know

Balance dizzy
Hair all frizzy
Evil's coming for you
Mind will scurry
Eyesight blurry
Evil's pounding on you
Feel the feeling?
Souls are reeling
In my wake as I prowl
Circle cropping
Bodies dropping
I'm the end and the now

STAG PARTY

Larry's getting married
Larry's getting hitched
But when the boys come around
Gonna paint this town
Gonna scratch every itch
Yeah we've got the stag flicks
Yeah we've got the cake
But when the girl pops out
Well there ain't no doubt
She's gonna do whatever it takes
So get on down and get on the floor

Wow she started shaking
Wow she had a groove
Well she flipped her hair
And she shot a stare
That broke every heart in the room
Then she did her snake dance
A lowdown dirty shame
I thought I'd seen a lot
But now was seeing god and
Hallowed be her name

Lock that door
Get on the floor
Shake that ass cuz we want more

Larry's getting married
Larry's getting hitched
But then the boys came around
We destroyed this town
We definitely scratched every itch
Yeah we had the stag flicks
And we sure did take a look
But when the girl popped out
Well there ain't no doubt
She gave it everything it took
So get on down and get on the floor
Cuz we want more

ESP: EXTRA SEXUAL PERCEPTION

I hear you talking
I hear your words
They're in my head
Everything you said
And I see you walking
Coming up to me
It's oh so clear
You want me near
So stop your balking
And get it on with me

Making you howl making you bay
Clairvoyant every day alright

Sexual perception
I've got in spades
It's coming through
In everything I do
So stop your balking
And get it on with me

Making you howl making you bay
Clairvoyant every day with ESP in your bed
Running afoul going astray
No time to kneel and pray alright

2007 that was my year
2008 will set you straight
So stop your balking
And get it on with me

Oh, you're not alone
I hear your moan
When you're on my throne

God's Gift to Women
Or so they say
You'll feel my powers
A million miles away

Making you howl making you bay
Clairvoyant every day
Running afoul going astray
No time to kneel and pray
Breaking new ground and making your day
That's just the price to pay for ESP

BRIGHT GREEN HORSE

You stand for nothing
Always trying to put me down
You need a humping
Are you ready? Let's go!
Something for nothing
Never try to make things right
A regal pumping
Rock steady? All night!

Girls all say I'm a little fucked
But the boys around town always pass the buck

You've got a problem
Always make me feel so low
You're like a golem
Are you ready? Let's go!
A virtual bummer
Always trying to spread your blight
Dirty black summer
Rock steady? All night!

Girls all say I'm a little fucked
But the boys around town always pass the buck
The walls are tumbling
Crashing down on you

You call me monkey in the middle
Always trying to make things worse
You put my pork on the griddle
You say it's a bright green horse
You call me monkey in the middle
Always trying to change my course
You put my pork on the griddle
You call it a bright green horse

You amount to zero
Never trying to keep it calm
Come eat my hero
Are you ready? Let's go!
A bitter tasting
Right sour from the primer bite
A juicy basting
Rock steady? All night!

MAKE A BEELINE

All the women want me
Lining up two by two
I'm like a modern Noah
Collecting two of you
Yeah you try to fight it
Yeah you try to squirm
But until you feel the magic
You're gonna have to wait your turn
So you make a beeline right to my loving arms
You're just a victim
Another victim of my charms

Oh baby girl I left you in a whirl
You'll never make it on your own
I've got a notion
That's gonna make you feel so fine
It's like a potion
Love potion #9
Always trying to struggle
Always trying to fight
Come and meet your darling
Come and meet your plight

Oh baby girl I love to see you twirl
You'll never make it all alone

I know I've said it twice
I look good and I'm always nice
Come here and show me what your worth

BEYOND THE PILLARS OF HERCULES

Take my hand as we cross the sand
To a cosmic land and a palace grand

Wind is on your face
Soon we'll join the race
In a cosmic place
Atlantis awaits

Yeah don't you wanna sail?
Beyond the pillars of Hercules

Olympus showed the path
Will we incur its wrath?
Olympus set the stage
For us to turn the page

Oh, the civilization we will meet
Land ho, golden spirals rise to greet

Don't you wanna go?

Cruising past the ages
We leave the world of Greece behind
With a whirlwind spell of sages
The power of the gods be mine

YOU'RE MY SOLAR FLARE

Y'know you're shining so brightly
When I'm looking at you
Y'know you're looking so pretty
You're leaving me black and blue
Alright... oh yeah... c'mon and sock it to me baby
Uh huh... c'mon... a supernova of a lady

Y'know you wiggle to the left now
My eyes are following you
And then you shake it to the right now
You mix it up like a stew

I'm lying in your lair
Come enter if you dare
I'm blinded when I stare
Cuz you're my solar flare

Go baby go
I'm in your afterglow
Aww darling please
I've got a heart but it never bleeds
Until you showed
Showed me all you know
You've scorched your love right to the bone

I've got a flower in my pocket
I wanna show it to you
I've got the power in my rocket
It's blasting off right on cue

Go baby go
I'm in your afterglow
Aww darling please
I've got a heart but it never bleeds
Aww baby no
I'll never let you go
Aww darling please
I've got a heart but I'm on my knees
Until you showed
Showed me all you know
You've scorched your love into my soul

Y'know you're shining so brightly
When I'm looking at you
Y'know you're looking so sexy
I go wild!

HOT FUDGE SATURDAY AND SUNDAE

Let me tell you about a girl that I used to know
A hot brunette and her skin was as white as snow
I was ready when the girl said she was good to go
Then I realized she didn't have that chocolate glow

I might be insane but I had to let her slip away
Cuz she wasn't my Hot Fudge Saturday and Sundae

Let me tell you about a girl that lives down my street
Her hair is golden and her smile kicks you in the seat
She was begging but I told that it couldn't be
I'm very picky if the girl isn't browner than me

Wow, she's so sweet
Knocked off my feet
Wow, I'm in love
She fits like a glove

Let me tell you about a girl that was in my bed
Supermodel with her hair a fire engine red

The girls say I'm insane
And it's a crying shame
But I like my sweets when I fall in love

Let me tell you about the girl that finally stole my heart
She's so much sweeter than a Danish or a blueberry tart
She always knows when Brutus is ready to pop
She's like a big bowl of yum with a cherry on top

I'd be insane to ever let her slip away
She'll always be my Hot Fudge Saturday and Sundae

I ALREADY FUCKED YOU... IN THE FUTURE

I start on Sunday inside of you
Wake up it's Monday and I'm still not through
Boo hoo it's Tuesday and I'm back for another flight
On Wednesday/Thursday just to keep it outtasight
Here comes the weekend but I've got some news for you
I've traveled back in time to start you fresh anew

We have our fun day or maybe two
No need to call you and you're so blue
You don't think I love you and that's alright
I break up with you and you start a fight
You act all bitchy and give me attitude
But I've traveled back in time to start you fresh anew

I already fucked you in the future
I already laid that thing to waste
I already plucked you, little trooper
Oh, honey bunny
It was quite funny
You really should've seen your face

ANTELOPES & CANTALOUPES

Some people like to love in the afternoon
Some people like to love by the light of the moon

We want antelopes and cantaloupes
It's what we want and what we need... c'mon
Antelopes and cantaloupes alright
Some people like their love by the setting sun
Some people like a burger with a toasted bun

We want antelopes and cantaloupes
Grumpy Gus likes to make a fuss... who cares?!
Antelopes and cantaloupes alright

Dinner's on so come and get it
Once you take a bite you won't regret it
All we wanna do is share the love of a girl

Some people like romance in the pouring rain
Some people like romance with a touch of pain
Some people like to touch that flame
Some people play a wicked game
Some people like romance with a dirty stain

We want antelopes and cantaloupes
It's what we want and what we need... c'mon
Antelopes and cantaloupes alright

Dinner's on so come and get it
Once you take a bite you won't regret it
All we wanna do is share the love of a girl
Dinner's on so come and get it
Once you take a bite you won't regret it
All we wanna do is share some love in the world

MY LOVE IS NON-EUCLIDEAN

My love is non-Euclidean
I wear the mark of Gideon

With a simple flash to a ugly fem
I turn a down and dirty rock into a shiny gem
And if you think that's crass and that I cause mayhem
Lemme show you my Pythagorean theorem

With a supple wrist and the looks that kill
I make the coldest arctic lass take an oil spill
And with a wiggle down and a flick of the tongue
You're on a flame-broil grill and then you're done
If you're on it and you wanna dance
I take a quick cosine and then you're in a trance
If you're on it and you take a chance
I can add you to my collection of ladies' underpants

WHEN GIRLS COLLIDE

Hamburg city... two girls came to town
An der 'Grosse Freiheit' is where it all went down

Run away to live another day
Run and hide
When Girls Collide

It ain't so pretty the way she swung that mic
To a punk rock ditty it became a spike

Spinning like a windmill
Then Romy brought it home
It found its bull's-eye target
And clobbered Hester's dome

Visual not feeling you've been brought up your whole life
That visual feeling hits you should come as no surprise
Visual not feeling you've been brought up your whole life
It hits you and should come as no surprise

Hamburg city... is now a crumbling town
Mit tiefer Frauenkrankheit when the shit went down


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